In the early days, before the surface of the earth had cooled, giant penghuins ruled the earth . . .
Now the once mighty penghuin is confined to the very poles, to habitats where a weaker species would quickly meet its doom. But deep in the Antartic, a plot is being hatched on the feet of the wily penghuin.
Do not make the mistake of spelling penghuin without the "h." The truncated spelling of the noble birds' name is a foul propaganda campaign on the part of MAPSF agents. (See "Know your Enemies")